- The good news is that you have won $250,000,000.00
- The bad news is that the IRS has a new %99.99 gambling tax.
- The good news is ...
The good news is you just gave birth to twins
The bad news is that you are an elephant
The good news is....
The good news is that Disney wants to make a movie about your new family.
The bad news is that they want to replace your family with pandas because they're cuter.
The good news is...
The good news is that you won a trip to California.
The bad news is that the first ever Tsunami hits while you are there making sightseeing undoable.
The good news is....
The good news is that your fast thinking during the Tsunami led to saving a movie director's life & he wants you to star in his next project.
The bad news is that he is an XXX rated director.
The good news is....
The good news is that your fast thinking during the Tsunami led to saving a movie director's life & he wants you to star in his next project.The bad news is that he is an XXX rated director.The good news is....
the good news is he is an XXX director for the movie you won being a part of
the bad news is your a virgin and your partner in the flick has a larger than life tool (LOL)
the good news......
The good news is that your outfit for the Rocky Horror picture show came in so you can wear it tonight
The bad news is you show up at the theatre like usual only to find out that it was rented out to the church for a seminar and you are standing there dressed in the red lace outfit that Dr Frankenfurter wears in the elevator.
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